A. Slowest man in MLB -- Mathew Lecroy (I wanted to say Ortiz, but after that stolen base that he was robbed of in the playoffs last year, i just couldn't do it)
B. Fastest Man in MLB -- my boy Joey Gathright, though he may not be in the big league for long
edit: C. Brown is a good vote. Manny is probably the winner though...
D. Smartest ball player -- Jeter. He's not the most talented guy out there, but still does incredible things- maybe not the book smartest, but certainly the most baseball smart.
E. Best OF arm -- can I vote for Larry Walker, even though he is well over the hill? Watching him throw guys out at first on sure singles always amazed me.
edit: G. Best manager -- after reading the other posts, I can't believe I didn't come up with Cox.
H. Worst manager -- no doubt Dusty Baker. First he kills the most talented pitching group in the league, then he plays Neifi Perez as a regular.
I. Most respected and liked ball player -- Among fans, probably Randy Johnson. Among players, probably Jeter.
J. Most disrespected and hated ball player -- among fans, Barry. Among players, not sure... maybe Pedro?