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Postby DieHardCubbie » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:26 pm

acsguitar wrote: OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER:
This is a colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You
will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a
newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the
office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.


Go Loud and Go Pround.... ;-D

But why take the magazine or newspaper with you....I always find it better just to leave a magazine rack in the bathroom... :-b
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England's Worcester Canoe Club set the world record for paddling a hand-propelled bathtub. The 25 man team covered a distance of 55 miles, 425 yards in 24 hours on September 28 and 29, 1979.
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:35 pm

I've seen that before, but was literally laughing outloud when I read it this time. :*) I guess I've just got a warped sense of humor. O:-)
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Postby RugbyD » Sat Apr 09, 2005 2:08 am

Lofunzo wrote:Or, for that matter, how about the best thing to use to get back at an ex?? An upper decker seems to do the trick for me. O:-)


There was a month during school where there was nary a toilet not UD'd by one of our crew. It was a wonderful month. Kind of indiscriminate, which is probably why it only lasted a month, but what a month!
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Postby studplaya1114 » Sat Apr 09, 2005 2:46 am

SaintsOfTheDiamond wrote:I've seen that before, but was literally laughing outloud when I read it this time. :*) I guess I've just got a warped sense of humor. O:-)
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Postby blankman » Sat Apr 09, 2005 2:55 am

this si pretty funny. i'd have read it all, but i am way too drunk to raed that much. hahah.

Today was a phenomical day: Jhu beat dukde 11-10 in d9ioyu ble Ot.
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Postby Lofunzo » Sat Apr 09, 2005 5:46 am

blankman wrote:this si pretty funny. i'd have read it all, but i am way too drunk to raed that much. hahah.

Today was a phenomical day: Jhu beat dukde 11-10 in d9ioyu ble Ot.


"Blunk" I didn't think that you got drunk. :-o
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Postby JTWood » Sat Apr 09, 2005 10:55 am

blankman wrote:this si pretty funny. i'd have read it all, but i am way too drunk to raed that much. hahah.

Today was a phenomical day: Jhu beat dukde 11-10 in d9ioyu ble Ot.

Drunk? You don't say...

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Postby blankman » Sat Apr 09, 2005 11:23 am

JTWood wrote:
blankman wrote:this si pretty funny. i'd have read it all, but i am way too drunk to raed that much. hahah.

Today was a phenomical day: Jhu beat dukde 11-10 in d9ioyu ble Ot.

Drunk? You don't say...

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Ha. I just read what I wrote :-b

I was completely sober for the lacrosse game though: didn't want to miss any of it. I can't say much about afterwards though :-b
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:23 pm

blankman wrote:
JTWood wrote:
blankman wrote:this si pretty funny. i'd have read it all, but i am way too drunk to raed that much. hahah.

Today was a phenomical day: Jhu beat dukde 11-10 in d9ioyu ble Ot.

Drunk? You don't say...

:-)


Ha. I just read what I wrote :-b

I was completely sober for the lacrosse game though: didn't want to miss any of it. I can't say much about afterwards though :-b


LMAO.....Don't worry "Blunk"...Most of us have done that at some point.... :*)
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Postby blankman » Sat Apr 09, 2005 4:10 pm

DieHardCubbie wrote:
blankman wrote:
JTWood wrote:
blankman wrote:this si pretty funny. i'd have read it all, but i am way too drunk to raed that much. hahah.

Today was a phenomical day: Jhu beat dukde 11-10 in d9ioyu ble Ot.

Drunk? You don't say...

:-)


Ha. I just read what I wrote :-b

I was completely sober for the lacrosse game though: didn't want to miss any of it. I can't say much about afterwards though :-b


LMAO.....Don't worry "Blunk"...Most of us have done that at some point.... :*)


I'm not worried at all. I thought it was pretty funny :-b

As you can see, and I remember doing this, early on I was correcting my typing errors and then I just stopped caring. :-b
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