Mariano Rivera on the block.

[Krassotti]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 5183660221

[BFreshour]

As a Rivera owner... I wish him luck.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 5183660221

[logan]

man i just love ebay sometimes. wonder how long itll stay up.

[bd3521]

Was this a Caf member production? Someone has too much free time on their hands

[GiantFan666]

Even better than the auction are the question and answers at the bottom of the auction page:
Q: I'm very interested in this auction. Does Rivera come with a COA? How do I know he's real?
Apr-07-05
A: MARIANO'S DOES NOT COME WITH A COA, BUT HIS SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, DRIVER'S LICENSE, AND PASSPORT ARE ALL VALID FORMS OF AUTHENTICITY. THANKS



Q: How is the odor? Is the stink of Yankee failure ever going to come off?
Apr-07-05
A: THERE IS NO SUCH ODOR. YANKEE AND FAILURE HAVE NEVER BEEN FOUND TOGETHER...THEY'VE LOST SOME GAMES BUT THEY HAVE NEVER FAILED. GEORGE MIGHT THINK SO BUT I DON'T.26 WORLD SERIES NOT TOO SHABBY



Q: Are you a Yankees fan?
Apr-07-05
A: YES I AM, AND I LOVE MO. THIS IS JUST ALL ABOUT FUN AND MAKING LIGHT OF A TOUGH COUPLE OF OUTINGS THAT MO HAS EXPERIENCED.



Q: I love your idea, very funny, hope it doesn't work. I love the Sox like you love the yanks. You have a great manager all class, but honestly your owner george is a disgrace to baseball and the human race. he is everything about people that is bad, selfish, insecure, arrogant, a monster to his own employees and the most entitled sob I think I have ever seen. Think maybe I will put Wells up for sale, him I want to get rid of!!!!
Apr-07-05
A: GIVE WELLS A CHANCE...HE ONLY HAS ONE LOSS AGAINST THE 2005 WS CHAMPS. THANKS FOR LOOKING



Q: Does Mo come with the Mango Tree that is waiting for him down in the Dominican Republic?
Apr-07-05
A: THIS AUCTION IS FOR A MANGO-FREE MO...SORRY

[MMoNeY24]

"Does Mo come with a COA... how do I know he's real?"

[bboy]

This whole thing's a joke. For the last 5 years Rivera has averaged 41 saves at 2.3 era. Last year was probably his best ever. Yeah drop him after one poor week.

[LBJackal]

"BUYER PAYS ACTUAL SHIPPING COSTS VIA FIRST CLASS, DELTA AIRLINES FLIGHT"

"Q: I tried to bid on this item, but Alex Rodriguez slapped the mouse out of my hand."



If it wasn't so expensive I'd place a bid.

[Cornbread Maxwell]

"BUYER PAYS ACTUAL SHIPPING COSTS VIA FIRST CLASS, DELTA AIRLINES FLIGHT"

"Q: I tried to bid on this item, but Alex Rodriguez slapped the mouse out of my hand."

hahaha - this made me laugh out loud - thanks!

[bd3521]

Ebay knocked it down