I thought this one was very funny:
Apr 14 Reds outfielder Austin Kearns hit a three-run homer off Cardinals pitcher Mark Mulder Wednesday. It was his only hit of the game.
Views: Kearns has struggled so far, hitting .231 and striking out eight times. Wednesday's home run was his first extra-base hit this season. Really, Kearns is probably a .270 hitter that could hit 20-plus homers. It appears as if the Reds are committed to getting him at-bats, so we recommend keeping him in your lineup.
Anyone with half a brain knows that Kearns is a LOT more than a .270 hitter with 20 homers. That is absolutely ridiculous to say that. Injuries have held him back, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have the talent.