Yahoo Game Notes: Often Hilarious

[NZF]

KANSAS CITY'S TERRENCE LONG LEFT THE GAME IN THE FOURTH INNINGS WITH A CHARLEY HORSE

[This is the year]

How about this one from today's SD/CHN game:




Game Notes

THE GAME IS BEING DELAYED AFTER FIVE INNINGS DUE TO A SCOREBORAD MALFUNCTION INVOLVING THE BATTER'S EYE.

[KolbSaves]

See! I knew there were some weird ones every now and then. Often might not have been the right word.

[wrveres]

Here is one that sent me into a tizzee. Since I own him on more than half my teams, I couldn't stop giggling.


BASERUNNING
SB: Abreu 3 (3, 2nd base off Mota/Lo Duca, 2nd base off Leiter/Lo Duca, 2nd base off Leiter/Lo Duca).

[AlexF6262]

Here is one that sent me into a tizzee. Since I own him on more than half my teams, I couldn't stop giggling.


BASERUNNING
SB: Abreu 3 (3, 2nd base off Mota/Lo Duca, 2nd base off Leiter/Lo Duca, 2nd base off Leiter/Lo Duca).

yep, still nothing funny

[Viper8437]

Game Notes

NEW YORK'S CARL PAVANO LEFT THE GAME IN THE THIRD INNING AFTER HE WAS HIT IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH A LINE DRIVE OFF THE BAT OF BALTIMORE'S MELVIN MORA.

Where is the humor in that, or any that have been posted?? Its just saying what happened

its humorous cause he got hit in the head with a line drive
and the ball went into right field
i mean hes ok...thats why its funny

[creepingdeath]

O.K. speaking of odd player notes, can anyone top this one?

Apr 13 FOXSports.com reports San Francisco Giants OF Moises Alou, then with the Chicago Cubs, urinated on his hands in an attempt to heal calluses and blisters.

Wonder if the team doctor suggested this or its just an old home remedy? Perhaps jekin it less would help?

[jfurdell]

Maybe we just need to add some embellishments and exaggerations. Make it more, shall we say, Drudge Reportesque.

BERNARD GILKEY LEAVES GAME IN 7TH INNING AFTER BEING STRUCK BY BALL IN THE HEAD WHILE DISTRACTED BY UFO

PEDRO MARTINEZ EJECTED IN 4TH INNING FOR USING HAIR GREASE ON BALL

JULIO FRANCO AGES 300 YEARS, TURNS TO DUST IN 8TH INNING AFTER DEAL WITH DEVIL EXPIRES; WILL BE PLACED ON 15-DAY DL

[slomo007]

Maybe we just need to add some embellishments and exaggerations. Make it more, shall we say, Drudge Reportesque.

BERNARD GILKEY LEAVES GAME IN 7TH INNING AFTER BEING STRUCK BY BALL IN THE HEAD WHILE DISTRACTED BY UFO

PEDRO MARTINES EJECTED IN 4TH INNING FOR USING HAIR GREASE ON BALL

JULIO FRANCO AGES 300 YEARS, TURNS TO DUST IN 8TH INNING AFTER DEAL WITH DEVIL EXPIRES; WILL BE PLACED ON 15-DAY DL

LOL, now those game notes are funny.

[xeifrank]

An embarassing injury description. Who can blame the guy for not wanting to be out on the mound pitching a tent of all things!!
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Apr 13 Filling in for Ramon Ortiz, who is nursing a stiff groin, Belisle will get the starting nod for the Cincinnati Reds in Wednesday's game against the St. Louis Cardinals.