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Postby LBJackal » Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:36 am

Backup in NL Only? Wow. He's around top 6 in NL only leagues. And he's started off great.
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Postby KolbSaves » Sat Apr 09, 2005 1:00 am

LBJackal wrote:Guys check this one out: DETROIT SHORTSTOP RAMON MARTINEZ LEFT THE GAME IN THE FIFTH INNING WITH A LEFT WRIST INJURY.

LMAO!

(Sorry Kolb)

I saw that in person. No one cares about Ramon Martinez.
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Postby jjigglers » Sat Apr 09, 2005 4:58 am

You cant look for these Yahoo! things, let them come to you. Every once in a while they will post something really stupid that doesnt make sense, and that's when its funny.
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Postby DK » Sat Apr 09, 2005 8:22 am

Haven't you heard? Izturis broke out last year because he started dieting with Alex Sanchez.
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Postby HoodedMonkey3 » Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:47 pm

sorry i'm bringing this thread back to the top. but i read this and thought it was kinda funny.

Wily Mo Peña: Pena played center field while Ken Griffey Jr. got the day off. Apparently the humidity was too high, the wind from the northwest, and the dew point not quite ideal for Griffey's body to be mobile.

poor ol' griffey. ;-)
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Postby nmarq8 » Sat Apr 09, 2005 11:29 pm

I don't think hilarious is the right word for this topic...
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Postby KolbSaves » Sun Apr 10, 2005 2:51 am

Thanks for your insight.
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Postby wrveres » Sun Apr 10, 2005 3:31 am

Late-Night Jokes About the Baseball Steroids Scandal

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Ted Kennedy asking somebody how their head got so big." —Jay Leno

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Postby sammyfan711 » Sun Apr 10, 2005 2:18 pm

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NEW YORK'S CARL PAVANO LEFT THE GAME IN THE THIRD INNING AFTER HE WAS HIT IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH A LINE DRIVE OFF THE BAT OF BALTIMORE'S MELVIN MORA.
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Postby AlexF6262 » Sun Apr 10, 2005 4:33 pm

sammyfan711 wrote:Game Notes

NEW YORK'S CARL PAVANO LEFT THE GAME IN THE THIRD INNING AFTER HE WAS HIT IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH A LINE DRIVE OFF THE BAT OF BALTIMORE'S MELVIN MORA.


Where is the humor in that, or any that have been posted?? Its just saying what happened :-?
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