You cant look for these Yahoo! things, let them come to you. Every once in a while they will post something really stupid that doesnt make sense, and that's when its funny.
sorry i'm bringing this thread back to the top. but i read this and thought it was kinda funny.
Wily Mo Peña: Pena played center field while Ken Griffey Jr. got the day off. Apparently the humidity was too high, the wind from the northwest, and the dew point not quite ideal for Griffey's body to be mobile.
Late-Night Jokes About the Baseball Steroids Scandal
"Congress investigating steroids. It's kind of ironic, isn't it?
Ted Kennedy asking somebody how their head got so big." —Jay Leno
"Congress today conducted an under cover investigation of steroids in baseball. Their conclusion -- the Chicago Cubs are just months away from getting nuclear weapons." --Craig Ferguson
"There's a congressional committee now investigating steroid use in Major League Baseball and so far they have subpoenaed a bunch of folks to testify about the use of steroids -- Jason Giambi, subpoenaed; Sammy Sosa, subpoenaed; Curt Schilling, subpoenaed; Janet Reno, subpoenaed." --David Letterman
"Congress is asking baseball players to testify about steroids. Asked about the steroid problem President Bush said 'I just use a little preparation H.'" --Craig Ferguson
NEW YORK'S CARL PAVANO LEFT THE GAME IN THE THIRD INNING AFTER HE WAS HIT IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH A LINE DRIVE OFF THE BAT OF BALTIMORE'S MELVIN MORA.
NEW YORK'S CARL PAVANO LEFT THE GAME IN THE THIRD INNING AFTER HE WAS HIT IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH A LINE DRIVE OFF THE BAT OF BALTIMORE'S MELVIN MORA.
Where is the humor in that, or any that have been posted?? Its just saying what happened
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by LBJackal » Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:36 am 
