Damn, what'd he do? He's not even on the roster, let alone pitching!
The game notes from today's Tigers-Royals game are good too:
DETROIT'S MAGGLIO ORDONEZ LEFT THE GAME AFTER FOUR INNINGS DUE TO DIZZINESS.
NEW YORK'S DEREK JETER LEFT THE GAME AFTER EIGHT INNINGS. HE WAS HIT BY A MIKE TIMLIN PITCH IN THE BOTTOM OF THE EIGHTH INNING.
"If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants."