In a word: no.
You'd have to be in a very deep, on an NL only league to have to resort to Morgan Ensberg. At best he would have to be in a platoon where you only start him for home games. Houston should do that too... without that short porch in LF he's useless.
"Jack, will you call me, if you're able?"
"I've got your phone number written, in the back of my Bible."