Canseco - ML Deal

[bd3521]

Canseco, who sources say signed the minor league deal
yesterday, is practicing with the Pawtucket Red Sox,
where he is expected to be the starting left fielder
when the team opens the Triple-A season in
Indianapolis on April 7. Canseco hopes to be called up
to Boston by June 1 and serve as the team's
right-handed DH and fifth outfielder.

Please excuse the language but this guy has gonads the size of Jupiter's
moons, maybe we can be Schilling's road game room mate.............

[Pacman]

Canseco, who sources say signed the minor league deal
yesterday, is practicing with the Pawtucket Red Sox,
where he is expected to be the starting left fielder
when the team opens the Triple-A season in
Indianapolis on April 7. Canseco hopes to be called up
to Boston by June 1 and serve as the team's
right-handed DH and fifth outfielder.

Please excuse the language but this guy has gonads the size of Jupiter's
moons, maybe we can be Schilling's road game room mate.............

Slow down there....

That was an April Fools joke from BostonDirtDogs.com, a goofy site that's sometimes a little too cute for it's own good (but I still look at it every day)

Renowned author, admitted steroid user and former Bash Brother Jose Canseco announced today that he will attempt to return to major league baseball for an 18th season with the Boston Red Sox in 2005. Sox GM Theo Epstein, who called this the biggest signing since Byung Hyun Kim, is expected to make an official announcement this afternoon.

Canseco, who sources say signed the minor league deal yesterday, is practicing with the Pawtucket Red Sox, where he is expected to be the starting left fielder when the team opens the Triple-A season in Indianapolis on April 7. Canseco hopes to be called up to Boston by June 1 and serve as the team's right-handed DH and fifth outfielder.

While most Sox welcome Canseco back to the team he played for in 1995-96, Curt Schilling, who will be Canseco's teammate on the PawSox to start the season, reportedly is not happy with the possibility of sharing a clubhouse with Canseco, whom he called a "liar" during the congressional hearings last month ... oh, and while you are digesting this story, don't forget to check the calendar.

[mrider]

Yeh same thing happened to me in football they said tha Priest had got traded to The Dolphins then way down at the bottom it said april fools.

[bronxxbomber]

wow, that's a really good april fool's joke.

[Jmon]

No, not really. Anyone on roids for as long as Jose would have really tiny gonads.

[bd3521]

No, not really. Anyone on roids for as long as Jose would have really tiny gonads.

You read his 'book'? He said they made his testes shrink, and his manhood grow. "Roids worked for me", wink wink... Much better than the chapter on his gayness and non attempt at sexing up Madonna.