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Postby Madison » Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:01 am

Harold and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Harold suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped into save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Harold out.

When the hospital director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
immediately ordered that Edna be discharged from the hospital because she now considered Edna to be mentally stable. The director went to Edna and said, "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you're being discharged because you responded so rationally to a crisis by jumping in the pool to save the life of another patient. Your action displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is that Harold, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with the bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry....How
soon can I go home?"


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Postby The Miner Part 2 » Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:03 am

:-b nice. this is why you never pick up girls at mental institutions.....or one of many reasons you dont pick up girls at mental institutions.
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Re: Harold and Edna

Postby curious_george_43545 » Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:05 am

Madison wrote:
Harold and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Harold suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped into save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Harold out.

When the hospital director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
immediately ordered that Edna be discharged from the hospital because she now considered Edna to be mentally stable. The director went to Edna and said, "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you're being discharged because you responded so rationally to a crisis by jumping in the pool to save the life of another patient. Your action displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is that Harold, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with the bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry....How
soon can I go home?"


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wow that's terrible

but hilarious :-b
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:06 am

that is great.... ;-D
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Postby Kingctb27 » Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:29 am

Thats Awesome ;-D
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Postby kimchi_chigae » Sun Apr 03, 2005 1:40 pm

HAHAHA. :-D :-D :-D

good one. ;-D
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Postby raiders_umpire » Sun Apr 03, 2005 2:38 pm

that is a good one :-D
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Postby JTWood » Sun Apr 03, 2005 3:20 pm

That's funny

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Postby acsguitar » Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:41 pm

Nice nice!
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Postby pomplona's finest » Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:48 pm

Nice one :-D
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