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Postby Pogotheostrich » Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:56 pm

Any idea on how the new lineup will look?
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Postby Cornbread Maxwell » Thu Mar 31, 2005 5:04 pm

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cmchampa2 wrote:"Juan Gonzalez was placed on the 60-day DL after spontaneously bursting into flames in the clubhouse."

LMAO!

:-D ;-D


hahaha :-D

What an absolute joke of a baseball player - and I use the word "player" somewhat generously - doesnt one have to play to be a player?
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Postby kev921 » Thu Mar 31, 2005 5:57 pm

Royals fans have to be happy to know that Gonzalez doesn't have anything agains the Royals. He'll screw any team out of a paycheck!!!! :-D
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Postby RynMan » Thu Mar 31, 2005 7:38 pm

What Juan Gon appears to be --> !+)

What Juan Gon really is --> B-)
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Postby moochman » Thu Mar 31, 2005 7:43 pm

kev921 wrote:Royals fans have to be happy to know that Gonzalez doesn't have anything agains the Royals. He'll screw any team out of a paycheck!!!! :-D


Except the Tigers, that is. He turned down a $144 mil 10-year contract offer from the Tabbies a while ago. I don't think he has played a meaningful minute since.

Is there any truth to the rumor that he had an asthma attack from inhaling some nail polish remover fumes?
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Postby CubsFan7724 » Thu Mar 31, 2005 7:43 pm

I must say im shocked at this news. ;-7
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Postby TB13 » Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:10 pm

What a shock. Right alongside the fact that most of the planet is covered by water and that the world is, in fact round.
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Postby afromangettindrunk » Fri Apr 01, 2005 3:41 am

lol you guys used up all the jokes. but yeah, hes definitely chillin out poolside sippin some margs and laughing all the way to the bank.
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Postby kimchi_chigae » Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:16 am

cmchampa2 wrote:Can you imagine if this guy ever ran into a wall or had to collide with a catcher at the plate? I bet he'd just explode.

"Juan Gonzalez was placed on the 60-day DL after spontaneously bursting into flames in the clubhouse."


HAHAHAHA! :-D :-b ;-D

well...that didn't take long... :-B
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