Juan gone already..

[Pogotheostrich]

Any idea on how the new lineup will look?

[Cornbread Maxwell]

"Juan Gonzalez was placed on the 60-day DL after spontaneously bursting into flames in the clubhouse."

LMAO!

hahaha

What an absolute joke of a baseball player - and I use the word "player" somewhat generously - doesnt one have to play to be a player?

[kev921]

Royals fans have to be happy to know that Gonzalez doesn't have anything agains the Royals. He'll screw any team out of a paycheck!!!!

[RynMan]

What Juan Gon appears to be -->

What Juan Gon really is -->

[moochman]

Royals fans have to be happy to know that Gonzalez doesn't have anything agains the Royals. He'll screw any team out of a paycheck!!!!

Except the Tigers, that is. He turned down a $144 mil 10-year contract offer from the Tabbies a while ago. I don't think he has played a meaningful minute since.

Is there any truth to the rumor that he had an asthma attack from inhaling some nail polish remover fumes?

[CubsFan7724]

I must say im shocked at this news.

[TB13]

What a shock. Right alongside the fact that most of the planet is covered by water and that the world is, in fact round.

[afromangettindrunk]

lol you guys used up all the jokes. but yeah, hes definitely chillin out poolside sippin some margs and laughing all the way to the bank.

[kimchi_chigae]

Can you imagine if this guy ever ran into a wall or had to collide with a catcher at the plate? I bet he'd just explode.

"Juan Gonzalez was placed on the 60-day DL after spontaneously bursting into flames in the clubhouse."

HAHAHAHA!

well...that didn't take long...