A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal- Mart "associate" standing there with dark shades on. She says, "Excuse me sir...can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says, "Ma'am I'm blind but if you will drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes." She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line...It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00". She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll take it."
He walks behind the counter to the register, and in the meantime the woman breaks wind. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her being blind. He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."
She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?"
He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and the stink bait is $2.50."
England's Worcester Canoe Club set the world record for paddling a hand-propelled bathtub. The 25 man team covered a distance of 55 miles, 425 yards in 24 hours on September 28 and 29, 1979.
anyone here that knows what good stink bait smells like would never confuse it with a fart. You would have to crap out an intestine and let it sit in your drawers for a week in the heat of August for it to smell like stink bait.
BigMusky wrote:anyone here that knows what good stink bait smells like would never confuse it with a fart. You would have to crap out an intestine and let it sit in your drawers for a week in the heat of August for it to smell like stink bait.
BigMusky wrote:anyone here that knows what good stink bait smells like would never confuse it with a fart. You would have to crap out an intestine and let it sit in your drawers for a week in the heat of August for it to smell like stink bait.
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