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Postby wrveres » Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:09 am

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal- Mart "associate" standing there with dark shades on. She says, "Excuse me sir...can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Ma'am I'm blind but if you will drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes." She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line...It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00". She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll take it."

He walks behind the counter to the register, and in the meantime the woman breaks wind. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her being blind. He rings up the sale and says,
"That will be $25.50."

She says,
"But didn't you say it was $20.00?"

He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and the stink bait is $2.50."
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:03 am

LMAO.... ;-D
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Postby StlSluggers » Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:18 am

Good stuff!
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Postby acsguitar » Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:16 am

Very nice!
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Postby BigMusky » Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:48 pm

anyone here that knows what good stink bait smells like would never confuse it with a fart. You would have to crap out an intestine and let it sit in your drawers for a week in the heat of August for it to smell like stink bait.
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Postby StlSluggers » Mon Mar 28, 2005 3:37 pm

BigMusky wrote:anyone here that knows what good stink bait smells like would never confuse it with a fart. You would have to crap out an intestine and let it sit in your drawers for a week in the heat of August for it to smell like stink bait.

I'll take your word for it.

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Postby kentx12 » Mon Mar 28, 2005 3:39 pm

Great joke.. ;-D
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Postby BigMusky » Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:47 pm

StlSluggers wrote:
BigMusky wrote:anyone here that knows what good stink bait smells like would never confuse it with a fart. You would have to crap out an intestine and let it sit in your drawers for a week in the heat of August for it to smell like stink bait.

I'll take your word for it.

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I can tell you like my analogy B-)
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Postby Lofunzo » Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:54 pm

Nice. ;-D
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Postby Kingctb27 » Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:34 pm

LOL, that was great ;-D
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