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Postby Lofunzo » Sat Mar 26, 2005 4:35 pm

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Easter Bunny claims he was assaulted by 12-year-old boy at Michigan mall
25/03/2005 12:36:00 PM

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BAY CITY, Mich. (AP) - The Easter Bunny is hopping mad.


Bryan Johnson, who portrays the furry character at the Bay City Mall, says he was pummelled in an unprovoked attack while on the job. Police say the attacker was a 12-year-old boy who sat on Johnson's lap the day before the March 18 incident.

Johnson, 18, suffered a bloody nose. He kept his cool during the attack, deeming it inappropriate for the Easter Bunny to fight back. But he's not willing to forgive and forget.

"They (the sheriff's deputies) told me it was up to me, and I feel that the boy should be prosecuted," Johnson told the Bay City Times.

Johnson told Bay County Sheriff's deputies that the boy hit him in the face at least six times before running away.

Bay County Sheriff John Miller said the youth has been in trouble in the past. The case will be forwarded to the Bay County prosecutor's office next week for action, he said.

Johnson, meanwhile, is back on the job at the mall, where he had been working as the Easter Bunny for about a week before the attack. He says he took the job to help support his girlfriend and three-month-old daughter.

"I just like getting the kids to laugh and have fun," he said.
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Re: NO EASTER CANDY FOR THIS KID

Postby JTWood » Sat Mar 26, 2005 4:53 pm

"I just like getting the kids to laugh and have fun," he said.

"And giving them an opportunity to practice their skills all over my schnoz."

Great find, but what say you shorten that link, huh, Lo?

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Postby Lofunzo » Sat Mar 26, 2005 4:54 pm

Can't you just click it?? I'm too tired to mess with it. :-°
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Postby JTWood » Sat Mar 26, 2005 4:56 pm

Lofunzo wrote:Can't you just click it?? I'm too tired to mess with it. :-°

No, no, no... My browser is stretching into my living room because the link is about 3 miles long.
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Postby Lofunzo » Sat Mar 26, 2005 5:03 pm

JTWood wrote:
Lofunzo wrote:Can't you just click it?? I'm too tired to mess with it. :-°

No, no, no... My browser is stretching into my living room because the link is about 3 miles long.


Better or no?? That's also why I C&P'd the article. :-?
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Postby hybrid » Sat Mar 26, 2005 5:34 pm

Anyone else catch that he is just 18 and already has a 3 month old baby? Talk about rough, he has to be in a dumb bunny suit to help out his girl and kids are beating him up... (shakes head)
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Sat Mar 26, 2005 6:13 pm

If I was Santa...I would be a little worried about going to that mall next year.... !+)
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Postby go_jays_go » Sat Mar 26, 2005 6:22 pm

DieHardCubbie wrote:If I was Santa...I would be a little worried about going to that mall next year.... !+)


Haha, you always get the "Little Johnny" type kids :-D
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Postby Kingctb27 » Sat Mar 26, 2005 7:45 pm

Wow, thats crazy......
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Postby CubsFan7724 » Sat Mar 26, 2005 10:47 pm

I would never take that kind of $&#% from that punk. I would have clubbed him over the head with a basketful of eggs or something. Seriously, parents need to control their kids. This problem could have been solved 3 years ago with a Flying Dragon Kick instead of "Ritalin".

(Anyone who reads Maddox knows what a flying dragon kick is.)
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