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Postby Absolutely Adequate » Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:18 pm

Jesus said: "Love thy neighbor." (Matthew 22:39)
Elvis said: "Don't be cruel." (RCA, 1956)

Jesus is the Lords's shepherd.
Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd.

Jesus was part of the Trinity.
Elvis' first band was a trio.

Jesus walked on water. (Matthew 14:25)
Elvis surfed. (Blue Hawaii, Paramount, 1965)

Jesus' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members.
Elvis' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members.

Jesus was resurrected.
Elvis had the famous 1968 "comeback" TV special.

Jesus said, "If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink." (John 7:37)
Elvis said, "Drinks on me!" (Jailhouse Rock, MGM, 1957)

Jesus fasted for 40 days and nights.
Elvis had irregular eating habits.

Jesus is a Capricorn. (December 25)
Elvis is a Capricorn. (January 8)

Matthew was one of Jesus' many biographers. (The Gospel According to Matthew)
Neil Matthews was one of Elvis' many biographers. (Elvis: A Golden Tribute)

"[Jesus] countenance was like lightning, and his raiment white as snow." (Matthew 28:3)
Elvis wore snow-white jumpsuits with lightening bolts.

Jesus lived in state of grace in a Near Eastern land.
Elvis lived in Graceland in a nearly eastern state.

Mary, an important woman in Jesus' life, had an Immaculate Conception.
Priscilla, an important woman in Elvis' life, went to Immaculate Conception High School.

Jesus was first and foremost the Son of God.
Elvis first recorded with Sun Studios, which today are still
considered to be his foremost recordings.

Jesus was the lamb of God.
Elvis had mutton chop sideburns.

Jesus' Father is everywhere.
Elvis' father was a drifter, and moved around quite a bit.

Jesus was a carpenter.
Elvis' favorite high school class was wood shop.

Jesus wore a crown of thorns.
Elvis wore Royal Crown hair styler.

Jesus H. Christ has 12 letters.
Elvis Presley has 12 letters.

No one knows what the "H" in "Jesus H. Christ" stood for.
No one was really sure if Elvis' middle name was "Aron" or "Aaron".

Jesus said: "Man shall not live by bread alone."
Elvis liked his sandwiches with peanut butter and bananas.

It's all just a little scary, don't you think?
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Postby so0perspam » Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:20 pm

Please tell me you copied and pasted this from somewhere else .... }:-)
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Postby Rirruto » Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:25 pm

Eerie 8-o

Here's another one:

Mark McGwire, Rafael Palmeiro, Jason Giambi, and Barry Bonds all wear #25. Some sort of steroid brotherhood tradition or something? :-D (yes i know Raffy probably hasnt juiced)
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Postby CubsFan7724 » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:53 am

Rirruto wrote:Eerie 8-o

Here's another one:

Mark McGwire, Rafael Palmeiro, Jason Giambi, and Barry Bonds all wear #25. Some sort of steroid brotherhood tradition or something? :-D (yes i know Raffy probably hasnt juiced)

WOAH, MY MIND WAS LITERALLY JUST BLOWN. 8-o :-D
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Postby Madison » Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:37 am

Um....I do believe whoever came up with that has way too much time on their hands and just may wind up in a padded cell at some point in their life. :-o
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:40 am

CubsFan7724 wrote:
Rirruto wrote:Eerie 8-o

Here's another one:

Mark McGwire, Rafael Palmeiro, Jason Giambi, and Barry Bonds all wear #25. Some sort of steroid brotherhood tradition or something? :-D (yes i know Raffy probably hasnt juiced)

WOAH, MY MIND WAS LITERALLY JUST BLOWN. 8-o :-D


Thats far out dude! I'll be staring at that fact for a while...the jesus elvis thing does nothing for me
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:53 pm

Interesting find AA.... ;-D
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Postby SHOCKandAWE » Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:17 am

Madison wrote:Um....I do believe whoever came up with that has way too much time on their hands and just may wind up in a padded cell at some point in their life. :-o


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Postby Irish » Sun Mar 27, 2005 11:01 pm

There is a huge coincedental sheet involving Lincoln and JFK. I could find it but I'm lazy. It's remarkable though.
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Postby Absolutely Adequate » Sun Mar 27, 2005 11:06 pm

Irish wrote:There is a huge coincedental sheet involving Lincoln and JFK. I could find it but I'm lazy. It's remarkable though.


This is actually a parody of that Lincoln/JFK thing.
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