OK, I’ve given this a lot of thought. You know that old question: If you could have any super power, what would you choose? Many people say flying, Jason Giambi said he wished he had super strength (imagine that), others might choose speed.
These are all wrong. The answer is teleportation.
Think about it. I could commute to work in a flash. I could live in Italy and work in DC. I could beat up people—even those with super strength—by teleporting out of their grip, away from their punches and getting behind them. At the very least, I could avoid getting beat up by these super strong people.
I could go into baseball games on my own (without tickets); I could go to Australia just for a day; I could visit my niece and be back by dinner; I'd never be stuck in traffic. The list is endless.
So, try to convince me I’m wrong. What super power is better than the ability to teleport yourself?
And I’m not talking about a Star Trek-like teleportation machine. I’m talking instant teleportation—anywhere, anytime.
I'm back. Sorta.
Do not boo Johnny.