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Postby acsguitar » Tue Mar 22, 2005 2:39 pm

Cornbread Maxwell wrote:I got one for you guys:

When I was 10 we had a long cement driveway. My 14 yo brother was sitting about 25 yds way on a small chair while he was playing with his fishing lures - not paying attention to me. I was just messin around with a handful of golf balls and an aluminum bat... thought it would be funny to scare him a little. Well, I threw that first golf ball up and took a full swing at it - and connected - fully... one bounce... he had no idea what was coming... I got him square in the jewels.

My next memory is watching my mom crying over him while he soaked his nads in the bathtub: "it'll be alright baby, everything will be alright..."

:-o :-D


hahah did it fall off...if so you are terrible brother!
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Postby StlSluggers » Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:21 pm

Absolutely Adequate wrote:And I once got a nail stuck in my head.

No comment.

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Postby Mookie4ever » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:18 pm

Cornbread Maxwell wrote:I got one for you guys:

When I was 10 we had a long cement driveway. My 14 yo brother was sitting about 25 yds way on a small chair while he was playing with his fishing lures - not paying attention to me. I was just messin around with a handful of golf balls and an aluminum bat... thought it would be funny to scare him a little. Well, I threw that first golf ball up and took a full swing at it - and connected - fully... one bounce... he had no idea what was coming... I got him square in the jewels.

My next memory is watching my mom crying over him while he soaked his nads in the bathtub: "it'll be alright baby, everything will be alright..."

:-o :-D


Have you ever become an uncle?
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Postby Cornbread Maxwell » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:36 pm

Mookie4ever wrote:
Have you ever become an uncle?


twice over - he's fine. funny to think about though - I can still remember the sound of the ball pinging off the bat, the quick scrape as it took a bounce, the sickening thud when it found its final destination, and the wail my brother let out as he fell from the chair.

I love telling that story ;-D
my brother still sweats a bit when he hears it. :-o
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Postby go_jays_go » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:38 pm

Cornbread Maxwell wrote:
Mookie4ever wrote:
Have you ever become an uncle?


twice over - he's fine. funny to think about though - I can still remember the sound of the ball pinging off the bat, the quick scrape as it took a bounce, the sickening thud when it found its final destination, and the wail my brother let out as he fell from the chair.

I love telling that story ;-D
my brother still sweats a bit when he hears it. :-o


Thats a good one. :-D Must have hurt. :-o
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Postby Kingctb27 » Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:17 pm

Fireball Express wrote:Pain is all a state of mind. I feel pain but it does not disturb me. It's pretty much just annoying.

Exactly, I broke my left wrist for the second time last year around this time and I was Pissed. Didn't really hurt me that much. I was just out of all kinds of sports for the better part of 6 weeks.
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Postby Arlo » Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:41 pm

Words you don't want to hear when you're under the knife: "Well, I realize you can still feel everything, but it really wouldn't be safe to give you any more anaesthetic..."

Yeah, pain may just be a state of mind, but in that particular instance, it was a state around the size of California. :-o
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Postby Lofunzo » Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:58 pm

go_jays_go wrote:
so0perspam wrote:Pain is weakness leaving the body.


Another good quote was by a good man by the name of Ray Lewis Linebacker for the Baltimore Ravens

"Pain is temporary, No matter how long it lasts"


Especially when you have a good defense team and a bunch of friends that will lie under oath for you. ;-7

I would have to say taking a slapshot to the nuts on a cold winter day. :-o

Peeing after sex is a close 2nd.
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Postby tuff_gong » Tue Mar 22, 2005 8:46 pm

my freshman year in highschool ( 2 years ago ) i pitched, im pitching this one game i let a fastball hang in the strikezone, the batter hits it and it hit me in the stomache. lol i completely forgot about the runner and let him run to first. i proceeded to go in the dugout and vomit and lay there in pain for the rest of the game.
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Postby ensanimal » Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:33 pm

Lofunzo wrote: Peeing after sex is a close 2nd.




8-o 8-o 8-o 8-o


getting a nail from a nail gun through the hand kind of sucked :*)
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