The king of freak injuries - Johnny Damon

[cwebb]

So Johnny Damon will miss five days because of cellulitis?

I always thought that only women had that... but that's what I thought about long hair, too.

http://www.sportsline.com/mlb/story/8298851

[The Zot]

You're confusing cellulite with cellulitus, which is a very nasty infection. Damon could see some hospital time if they dont get a handle on that one.