Need some help....getting even.

[perlick29]

To get back at her I suggest sleeping with as many different women as possible. Even if it doesn't bother her you will still feel much better.

I tried this after it happened to me in HS. Felt good for a while but not as good as the knowledge of being with a good woman. Corny but in the end, true.

My advice my good man, is to forget her move on, there's always someone better.

[acsguitar]

My suggestions:

Date her mom. Or sister. Or friends. Just doing that will be ooogie enough to bug the hell outta her. And, you might meet someone much better. I did this out of spite after being "Dear John" lettered by my gf....while I was in Saudi Arabia. Classy huh? I fought fire with fire, and dated her best friend when I got home. Drove her crazy to the point she wanted me back. Then I politely informed her that lying skanks were soooooo last year.....

The aforementioned "Walk away". Always a solid choice.

Fill out 8 kablillion online orders for free information for her. She gets swamped with junk snail mail and email.

Post her number in chat rooms for horny old guys & butch S&M lesbians. Tell them "I'm only home from 2am to 5am, so call with your nasty desires then!"
Be sure to change your numbers before doing this as payback is a bitch.

Plant kudzu in her yard. Truly one of the most wonderful forms of revenge there is. Be sure to go by and trim it often to spell "YOU'RE A WHORE". Like before, move into an apartment before doing this so she has no yard to wreck.


Or....



......just do the walk away thing. You'll feel alot better about yourself. Especially when she ends up getting dumped by some guy who cheats on her. Then, have a beer and enjoy the show....and when she comes running back to you.....tell her she's still a lying skank and to not the door hit her where the good Lord split her.

Course, I could be wrong. Best of luck in any event. That sucks hard. But, life goes on and DOES get better. I knew my wife 8 YEARS before we ever dated.....so keep ya head up.

Freakin hilarious

[Irish]

1) Put on a condum or two

2) Have sex with a girl with herpes (make sure not to make contact past condum)

3) Take off condum and place back in package (carefully...)

4) Meet girlfriend for romantic dinner

5) Take girlfriend home

6) Put condum on

7)Have sex with girlfriend

8) Burn Condum

9) Never tell ex-GF

[nikku88]

The best is just to dump her and cease all contact.
Trust me when you're older, you will have many of bizarre break ups and you don't want to get too upset over them. Moving on is the best way.


But, if you go for the sexy pictures, I'm in.

[Arlo]

Fill out 8 kablillion online orders for free information for her. She gets swamped with junk snail mail and email.

Contact Mercer Boy for tips.

(Although MB does this kind of thing for laughs, not for revenge.)

[BigMusky]

call the guy she is cheating on you with and tell him that you have some STD and just wanted to let him know since you found out he was banging your woman. Dont say anything to your girlfriend that you know and watch her squirm as she tries to confront you about what you said.

THEN DUMP THE BIATCH!!!!!!!!

[acsguitar]

1) Put on a condum or two

2) Have sex with a girl with herpes (make sure not to make contact past condum)

3) Take off condum and place back in package (carefully...)

4) Meet girlfriend for romantic dinner

5) Take girlfriend home

6) Put condum on

7)Have sex with girlfriend

8) Burn Condum

9) Never tell ex-GF

Jesus Christ!

[TBallgame]

1) Put on a condum or two

2) Have sex with a girl with herpes (make sure not to make contact past condum)

3) Take off condum and place back in package (carefully...)

4) Meet girlfriend for romantic dinner

5) Take girlfriend home

6) Put condum on

7)Have sex with girlfriend

8) Burn Condum

9) Never tell ex-GF

FOR SOME REASON, I LOVE IT