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Postby Kingctb27 » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:32 am

so0perspam wrote:I have a couple sexist jokes up my sleeve, but I might get yellow carded or yelled at by a mod so I'll save them for later. :-o

Thats what PM's are for ;-)
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Postby Madison » Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:01 am

Lol! :-b
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Postby raiders_umpire » Wed Mar 16, 2005 8:27 am

nice list,,,but i think i will not tell the wife any of them.... but that wedding cake was absolutely hilarious.....
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Postby JTWood » Wed Mar 16, 2005 9:40 am

I thought they were hilarious. My wife chuckled, and then said:

"You know what the difference between these jokes and the ones that women tell about men? The jokes about men have some truth behind them..."

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Postby Pacman » Wed Mar 16, 2005 9:45 am

My biggest complaint to my wife is that she's constantly leaving the toilet seat down.

(Man, she hates it when I tell that one... :-b )
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Postby acsguitar » Wed Mar 16, 2005 11:38 am

Women kill my video playing time!
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Postby Kingctb27 » Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:02 pm

JTWood wrote:I thought they were hilarious. My wife chuckled, and then said:

"You know what the difference between these jokes and the ones that women tell about men? The jokes about men have some truth behind them..."

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Tell your wife to read the bottem line ;-) :-D
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