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Don't call me a Sexist....

Postby Kingctb27 » Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:02 pm

Men Strike Back!!!!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat! a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet! than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
Gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Hopefully you lady Cafers can handle the truth ;-)
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Postby so0perspam » Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:02 pm

Sexist! :-D
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Postby ensanimal » Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:06 pm

good stuff :-b
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:16 pm

sexist ;-7 but good stuff none the less
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:26 pm

Funny list.... ;-D
[b]Useless Trivia of the day[/b]

England's Worcester Canoe Club set the world record for paddling a hand-propelled bathtub. The 25 man team covered a distance of 55 miles, 425 yards in 24 hours on September 28 and 29, 1979.
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Postby kentx12 » Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:34 pm

That is great but as I was reading it off to mrs. x12 she threw a tomato at me. :-D
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:38 pm

kentx12 wrote:That is great but as I was reading it off to mrs. x12 she threw a tomato at me. :-D
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Re: Don't call me a Sexist....

Postby ensanimal » Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:43 pm

kingctb27 wrote: Hopefully you lady Cafers can handle the truth ;-)



i think this might be the funniest line of the post. :-b
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Postby GEBaseball3 » Wed Mar 16, 2005 12:15 am

great stuff ;-D
Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
Gut, and still think they are sexy. <<<LOL :-D
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.
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Postby so0perspam » Wed Mar 16, 2005 12:29 am

I have a couple sexist jokes up my sleeve, but I might get yellow carded or yelled at by a mod so I'll save them for later. :-o
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