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I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan...
I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary. And There are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance.
You see, there's no guilt in baseball and it's never boring. Which makes It like sex. I've tried them all, I really have and the only church that truly feeds the soul day in, day out is the Church of Baseball.