here are my 5 favorite:
I'll tell you what. Why don't we take all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless, so maybe your mother will have a place to stay?"
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
"This is a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."
[Ed Rooney learns the score of the baseball game is nothin'-nothin'.] "Who's winning?"
"You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!"
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.
-Archie Griffen, two-time Heisman winner