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Postby jonnyblack » Sun May 04, 2003 8:41 pm

just a cheap one to get my 100th post, lol.
98% of Americans have a favorable opinion of puppies and rainbows.
How do you spell "biased?"
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Postby slowkidz » Mon May 05, 2003 4:28 pm

lol...reminds me of someone else i know!! hehehe :-B
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Postby Arlo » Mon May 05, 2003 4:43 pm

I just knew Slow would find this post! :-D
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Postby La§ Aguila§ » Mon May 05, 2003 6:15 pm

:-b
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Postby wrveres » Mon May 05, 2003 7:37 pm

Do this, don't do that
Can't you read the sign


I found it .........Damn I love the internet ...

And the sign says "long hair freaky people need not apply"
So I put my hair under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine outstanding young man I think you'll do
So I took off my hat I said "Imagine that Huh Me working for you"

Signs Signs
Everywhere there's signs
F##king up the scenery
Breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that
Can't you read the sign

And the sign says "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight"
So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house, Hey! What gives you the right
To put up a fence And keep me out Or to keep Mother Nature in
If God was here He'd tell it to your face Man You're some kind of sinner

Signs Signs
Everywhere there's signs
F##king up the scenery
Breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that
Can't you read the sign

Oh Say now mister Can't you read
You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
You can't watch No You can't eat You ain't supposed to be here

And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh

And the sign says "Everybody welcome Come in Kneel down and pray"
But then they passed around a plate at the end of it all
And I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own f##king sign
I said Thank you Lord for thinking about me I'm alive and doing fine

Signs Signs
Everywhere there's signs
F##king up the scenery
Breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that
Can't you read the sign

Signs Signs
Everywhere there's signs
F##king up the scenery
Breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that
Can't you read the sign
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Postby wrveres » Tue May 06, 2003 6:40 pm

just getting my 374 post ..lmao
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Postby La§ Aguila§ » Tue May 06, 2003 6:52 pm

....and my 278 :-b
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Postby zoozam » Tue May 06, 2003 7:39 pm

and jeez, i know i'm not much on this site, but i'll take my "almost 100 posts" post now.

and now i'll be going . . .

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