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Postby prodpaul » Fri Mar 11, 2005 6:55 am

Ways to know you are really in debt:

- You refer to your credit cards as "magic money."
- You recently charged 48 cents worth of gas.
- You can't get your credit report because printing it out is considered an environmental hazard.
- You're not allowed to have a bank account in 41 of the 50 states.
- You've considered getting another card in your kid's name ... or your dog's.
- You answer the phone with "No hablo Englais."
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Postby Madison » Fri Mar 11, 2005 8:11 am

Hehe. :-D I for one am very glad to be out from under my credit card debt. :-°
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Postby crapshooter » Fri Mar 11, 2005 8:30 am

Hehe. I for one am very glad to be out from under my credit card debt.


You sound like me...if I can't pay for it on the first bill to avoid the finance charges I don't use a credit card. About the only time I will use mine is if I order something online.
You don't have to like 'em to own 'em!!!!
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Fri Mar 11, 2005 4:58 pm

Glad to see the friday funnies back.... :-)

Good stuff Prodpaul.... ;-D
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Postby Mookie4ever » Fri Mar 11, 2005 5:07 pm

I've emptied my kid's piggy bank before :-b

But I always pay it back.
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