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Postby RyanK » Sun Mar 06, 2005 2:38 am

we need another:

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, he doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him."

"Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his stress. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of backrubs."

"Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event on television. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"You're going to die," she replied.
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Sun Mar 06, 2005 3:13 am

Funny Jokes Ryan.... ;-D

Language was a problem in the first one though...This one is better anyway... B-)
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Postby Madison » Sun Mar 06, 2005 4:52 am

Lol. :-b Very funny! ;-D
Yes doctor, I am sick.
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Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby kentx12 » Sun Mar 06, 2005 1:33 pm

Great joke.. ;-D
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Postby Kingctb27 » Sun Mar 06, 2005 1:57 pm

Awesome Joke ;-D
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Postby Lofunzo » Mon Mar 07, 2005 6:27 pm

An oldie but a goodie. ;-D
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Postby acsguitar » Mon Mar 07, 2005 6:29 pm

Poor guy wish I could tell him what was up.
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Mon Mar 07, 2005 6:46 pm

acsguitar wrote:Poor guy wish I could tell him what was up.
:-D
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Postby Cowmatt » Tue Mar 08, 2005 12:09 am

haha!!! Good one. :)
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