Twins related Fantasy Team Names

[The Big Chipper]

Hey all you Twin's fans! I wanted a really good Twins related team name for my league this season, and here are some of the one's I came up with that you all should feel free to use! Comment with any more you can come up with:

The Morneau After Pill (morning after pill)
When Minnie met Paulie (When Harry met Sally)
Nathan's Famous (like the hotdogs)
Eddie Mauer (Eddie Bauer)
Spick and Span
The Tolbert Report (The Colbert Report)
Delmon Young and the Restless (The Young and the Restless)
Spanama City Beach (Panama City Beach)
Pavano Peppers (Pablano Peppers)
Capps For Sale (Like the children book)
Repko Men (Repo Men)
A History of Valencia (A History of Violence)